Dec 2, 2010

Bread

Chloe: Hey girls I got the good bread for us!

Jenna: Chloe gives good bread.

Nov 30, 2010

Tuesday

Jenna: Hey Chloe, remember that time I got stuck in my room?

Chloe: Shit. Yes. That was nuts.

Nov 29, 2010

P.S.

The locksmith was not hot and did look like a rapist. But he wasn’t one and he was nice enough about it.

Apparently a lady in France was once stuck in her bathroom for three weeks.

Nov 29, 2010
Chloe tweets during the escape

Chloe tweets during the escape

Nov 29, 2010
Jenna tweets from “prison”

Jenna tweets from “prison”

Nov 29, 2010

Monday Night

Approximately 11pm Chloe wakes to the sound of a rattling door. Confused, she ignores it and assumes everything is okay. Then she receives the following text message from Jenna: 

“Please Help. I’m locked in my room” 

Chloe gets out of bed and goes to Jenna’s door. She plays with the deadlock and nothing happens. She passes the key to Jenna who attempts to open the seemingly jammed deadlock on her end and nothing happens. It is established that Jenna is officially trapped in her room.

After some debate, a little hysterical laughter and a bit of stress, Chloe calls a locksmith and he says he’s about fifteen minutes away from coming to the rescue. The following conversations are screamed through the doors.

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Jenna: You could starve me or something while I’m in here.

Chloe: You have your phone and computer, you could just call someone. 

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Chloe: I hope the locksmith isn’t a rapist. He sounded like a rapist.

Jenna: Yeah

Chloe: You’ll be safe, how’s he going to get to you. It’s me who’s fucked.

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The locksmith shows up and Chloe goes out to greet him. 

He then pulls out a drill and starts drilling at the door. Next come the pliers. After minutes upon minutes of anxious anticipation Jenna is finally free from her room.

Nov 22, 2010

Monday evening

Chloe: Hey Gwyneth Paltrow is on Glee. Weird.

Jenna: I know. Go back to ‘Sliding Doors’ bitch.

Nov 7, 2010

Funny Shop Keep

Same shop keep as earlier post

We have a new friend named Jason Beer. He hands over his ID to the shop keep.

Shop keep: Wait. Your name is seriously Jason Beer. Like, it is actually Beer. You are Mr Beer.

Jason: Yes

Shop keep: Do you get free beer and shit?

Nov 7, 2010

Saturday

Jenna: Oh, I farted!

Oct 30, 2010

All Hallows Eve

Chloe: Let’s watch ‘The Craft’ this weekend

Amy: Oh my god, yesss! I remember in school we used to be, like, Earth, Wind, Fire and Water because of that movie

Chloe: What? I don’t think that happened…

Amy: Nooo, it did. You know, like Earth, Wind, Fire, Water…

Chloe: Are you thinking of Captain Planet? 

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